"Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?"
"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."Al Boliska on Albert Einstein
"The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation."Al Boliska on Oscar Wilde
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."Al Boliska on Arthur C. Clarke
"The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life."Al Boliska on John F. Kennedy
"I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours."Al Boliska on John F. Kennedy
"Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?"
"Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror."