"Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?"
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Al Boliska on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Al Boliska on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Al Boliska on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Al Boliska on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Al Boliska on Henry David Thoreau
"Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?"
"Airline travel is hours of boredom interrupted by moments of stark terror."