"Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution."
"Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards."Al Capp on Soren Kierkegaard
"The only source of knowledge is experience."Al Capp on Albert Einstein
"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."Al Capp on C. S. Lewis
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."Al Capp on Oscar Wilde
"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."Al Capp on Mark Twain
"Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered."
"Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most."
"Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work."