"The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Al Gore on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Al Gore on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Al Gore on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Al Gore on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Al Gore on Elbert Hubbard
"America's political system has evolved over the last 50 years in ways that have enhanced the power of business lobbies."
"Consider what kind of car you get. Buy cars and other products that have the least impact environmentally."
"As human beings, we are vulnerable to confusing the unprecedented with the improbable. In our everyday experience, if something has never happened before, we are generally safe in assuming it is not going to happen in the future, but the exceptions can kill you and climate change is one of those exceptions."
"As I have said for many years throughout this land, we're borrowing money from China to buy oil from the Persian Gulf to burn it in ways that destroy the future of human civilization. Every bit of that has to change."
"A zebra does not change its spots."