"These songs are old friends I have entertained myself with when I'm washing the dishes, driving to the store and walking down the aisles. The ones that you sing when you're driving in the car and as a singer you always go back to them."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Al Jarreau on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Al Jarreau on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Al Jarreau on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Al Jarreau on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Al Jarreau on Steven Wright
"We are just fanatics about using the technology to make it all wonderful. We laughed at the fact that we were having such a great time working this way."