"If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Alan Alda on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Alan Alda on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Alan Alda on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Alan Alda on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Alan Alda on Mark Twain
"Here's my Golden Rule for a tarnished age: Be fair with others, but keep after them until they're fair with you."
"I'm an angry person, angrier than most people would imagine, I get flashes of anger. What works for me is working out when it's useful to use that anger."
"You wouldn't want to be called a sell-out by selling a product. Selling out was frowned on, whereas now you can major in it at business school."
"I find myself going to places where I really have no business, speaking to these people in a whole other field that I have no extensive knowledge of. But I do it very often because it scares me."
"Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change."