"Immortality Device has been tested and researched by medical researchers all over the world from time to time. They email me and told me what they found. I post their results sometimes on my site."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Alex Chiu on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Alex Chiu on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Alex Chiu on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Alex Chiu on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Alex Chiu on Erma Bombeck
"Most of the food imported to Russia came from China."
"Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close minded than regular people."
"Oh there are lots of doctors and medical professionals out there who buy my devices at whole sale price."