"I'm not a food critic, and I'm not really an authority to write anything on food."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Alex Kapranos on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Alex Kapranos on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Alex Kapranos on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Alex Kapranos on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Alex Kapranos on Benjamin Franklin
"Glasgow's not a media center. When you're there, when you're hanging about, you feel quite detached from musical movements or fashions or anything like that. You do feel quite alone, in a good way."
"It's easy to be lazy when there's food lying around backstage or there's a fast-food joint a couple blocks away. But if you walk a little further, ask around a bit, of course there are exciting things to discover."
"A lot of food criticism has a similar flavor to it, and I'm probably going to write about it in a different way."