"It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy."
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens."Alexander Theroux on Abraham Lincoln
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."Alexander Theroux on Winston Churchill
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."Alexander Theroux on Robert A. Heinlein
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."Alexander Theroux on Sigmund Freud
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."Alexander Theroux on Josh Billings
"There is no loneliness like that of a failed marriage."