"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Alexei Sayle on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Alexei Sayle on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Alexei Sayle on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Alexei Sayle on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Alexei Sayle on John Lennon
"As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death."
"I've accentuated the look over the years. As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death."
"I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes."
"If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'"