"I guess music, particularly the blues, is the only form of schizophrenia that has organised itself into being both legal and beneficial to society."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Alexis Korner on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Alexis Korner on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Alexis Korner on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Alexis Korner on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Alexis Korner on Plato