"Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Alfred Hitchcock on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Alfred Hitchcock on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Alfred Hitchcock on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Alfred Hitchcock on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Alfred Hitchcock on Elbert Hubbard
"Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints."
"I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm."
"Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up."
"Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house."
"Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person. I'm fortunate to be a coward, to have a low threshold of fear, because a hero couldn't make a good suspense film."