"The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Alice Cooper on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Alice Cooper on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Alice Cooper on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Alice Cooper on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Alice Cooper on Benjamin Franklin
"My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When you're in an eight-mile race, you never give up."
"They should invent some way to tape-record your dreams. I've written songs in my dreams that were Beatles songs. Then I'd wake up and they'd be gone."
"We got on his label, and the Bizarre organization is just going up and up. So we have faith."
"If it's total freedom, I guess the ultimate thing you can go into is total silence between the audience and performer, with the performer projecting something he doesn't even have to play."
"When you believe in God, you've got to believe in the all-powerful God. He's not just God, He's the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyone's life. The Devil, on the other hand, is a real character that's trying his hardest to tear your life apart."