"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."Alice Roosevelt Longworth on Robert Frost
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."Alice Roosevelt Longworth on Buddha
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."Alice Roosevelt Longworth on Will Smith
"Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."Alice Roosevelt Longworth on Sai Baba
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."Alice Roosevelt Longworth on George Bernard Shaw
"Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay."
"My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening."