"Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Allan Sherman on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Allan Sherman on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Allan Sherman on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Allan Sherman on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Allan Sherman on James C. Dobson