"Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Ambrose Bierce on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Ambrose Bierce on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Ambrose Bierce on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Ambrose Bierce on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Ambrose Bierce on Robert Frost
"Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age."
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."
"Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding."