"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Ambrose Bierce on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Ambrose Bierce on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Ambrose Bierce on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Ambrose Bierce on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Ambrose Bierce on James C. Dobson
"Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age."
"Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age."
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."