"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."Ambrose Bierce on Abraham Lincoln
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."Ambrose Bierce on Mother Teresa
"When the solution is simple, God is answering."Ambrose Bierce on Albert Einstein
"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."Ambrose Bierce on Maya Angelou
"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."Ambrose Bierce on Lawrence Welk
"Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age."
"Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age."
"Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret."
"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."
"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."