"In a recent Valentine's Day posting on her fan website, Britney Spears says that - oh, who cares?"
"If you have only one smile in you give it to the people you love."Amy Poehler on Maya Angelou
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."Amy Poehler on Charles M. Schulz
"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous."Amy Poehler on Coco Chanel
"The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing."Amy Poehler on Blaise Pascal
"The best smell in the world is that man that you love."Amy Poehler on Jennifer Aniston
"Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live."
"I cannot stress enough that the answer to life's questions is often in people's faces. Try putting your iPhones down once in a while, and look in people's faces. People's faces will tell you amazing things. Like if they are angry, or nauseous or asleep."
"When you're a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend it's really boring, but it's not. It's enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And then when you're a working mother you have to pretend that you feel guilty all day long."
"I worked at an ice cream parlor called Chadwicks. We wore old-timey outfits and had to bang a drum, play a kazoo, and sing 'Happy Birthday' to people while giving them free birthday sundaes. Lots of ice cream scooping and $1 tips."
"As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your own. Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life."