"I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion."
"My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her."Amy Schumer on George Washington
"The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness. When you become a mother, you are no longer the center of your own universe. You relinquish that position to your children."Amy Schumer on Jessica Lange
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."Amy Schumer on Mark Twain
"Men are what their mothers made them."Amy Schumer on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."Amy Schumer on Pablo Picasso
"I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value."