"I've always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I don't say anything for shock value."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Amy Schumer on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Amy Schumer on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Amy Schumer on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Amy Schumer on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Amy Schumer on Henry Ward Beecher
"I think of myself as a fairly attractive girl and always have, thanks to my mom. I was brought into this world thinking I was gorgeous because my mother was extremely devoted to this notion."