"Books are challenging and inspirational to me."
"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart."Amy Sedaris on Helen Keller
"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light."Amy Sedaris on Aristotle Onassis
"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant."Amy Sedaris on Robert Louis Stevenson
"Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell."Amy Sedaris on Bill Copeland
"Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain."Amy Sedaris on Joseph Campbell
"My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him."
"David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends."
"People who shop in health food stores never look healthy."
"I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid."
"I swear I want to be a food model."