"Everything officers go through in any chase anywhere in the country, but amped up 100 times! I'm right in the thick of things in a car going like 80 miles an hour, and doing 360s in the middle of the road. It was a wild ride."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Amy Weber on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Amy Weber on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Amy Weber on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Amy Weber on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Amy Weber on Steven Wright
"I lost twins at 14 weeks, and I had to have an D and C on my birthday."