"Competition among insurers would bring down the cost of health care insurance, just as it brings down the cost of car or homeowners insurance."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Andrew P. Harris on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Andrew P. Harris on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Andrew P. Harris on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Andrew P. Harris on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Andrew P. Harris on Steven Wright