"I have a very dark sense of humor."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Andy Dick on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Andy Dick on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Andy Dick on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Andy Dick on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Andy Dick on Henry Ward Beecher
"I had no blood relatives till I made some."