"I'm going to do a lot of weird stuff that's not going to be like me prancing around like an insane 12-year-old. I showed everybody that side of me and I think it's time to do different stuff, even when it comes down to the type of humor. I want to do some drier, weirder stuff."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Andy Milonakis on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Andy Milonakis on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Andy Milonakis on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Andy Milonakis on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Andy Milonakis on Henry Ward Beecher
"I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative."
"I had sadness for breakfast."