"Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician."
"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."Andy Richter on Angelina Jolie
"If you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you'll be amazed at the results."Andy Richter on George S. Patton
"It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit."Andy Richter on Harry S. Truman
"If you set goals and go after them with all the determination you can muster, your gifts will take you places that will amaze you."Andy Richter on Les Brown
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."Andy Richter on Conan O'Brien