"A writer's job is to tell the truth."
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."Andy Rooney on Marcus Aurelius
"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either."Andy Rooney on Albert Einstein
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."Andy Rooney on Buddha
"I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant."Andy Rooney on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."Andy Rooney on Winston Churchill
"The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
"Death is a distant rumor to the young."
"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."