"Death is a distant rumor to the young."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Andy Rooney on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Andy Rooney on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Andy Rooney on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Andy Rooney on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Andy Rooney on Helen Keller
"The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."
"The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread."