"Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens."
"Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open."Andy Rooney on John Barrymore
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."Andy Rooney on Dalai Lama
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."Andy Rooney on Abraham Lincoln
"I am determined to be cheerful and happy in whatever situation I may find myself. For I have learned that the greater part of our misery or unhappiness is determined not by our circumstance but by our disposition."Andy Rooney on Martha Washington
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."Andy Rooney on Mahatma Gandhi
"The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
"Death is a distant rumor to the young."
"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."