"If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it."
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around."Andy Rooney on Leo Buscaglia
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."Andy Rooney on Dr. Seuss
"Look back, and smile on perils past."Andy Rooney on Walter Scott
"A warm smile is the universal language of kindness."Andy Rooney on William Arthur Ward
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."Andy Rooney on Phyllis Diller
"The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
"Death is a distant rumor to the young."
"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."