"The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account."
"Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people."Andy Rooney on Eleanor Roosevelt
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."Andy Rooney on Albert Einstein
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."Andy Rooney on William Shakespeare
"One sees great things from the valley only small things from the peak."Andy Rooney on Gilbert K. Chesterton
"All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope."Andy Rooney on Winston Churchill
"The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
"Death is a distant rumor to the young."
"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."