"The Super Bowl isn't for kids, I had a great time though and it was worth every nickel of it because by doing this lame piece about the game I can put it on my expense account."
"Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present."Andy Rooney on Roger Babson
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time."Andy Rooney on Abraham Lincoln
"Lost time is never found again."Andy Rooney on Benjamin Franklin
"Patience and time do more than strength or passion."Andy Rooney on Jean de La Fontaine
"The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is."Andy Rooney on C. S. Lewis
"The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men."
"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
"Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads."
"Death is a distant rumor to the young."
"I don't like food that's too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting."