"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Angelina Jolie on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Angelina Jolie on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Angelina Jolie on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Angelina Jolie on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Angelina Jolie on Elbert Hubbard
"Sometimes I think my husband is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be."
"I'm just glad I was able to return to some of that innocence and beauty I had as a child when I started my own family, and my children brought me back some of that spirit."
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."
"I've told Billy if I ever caught him cheating, I wouldn't kill him because I love his children and they need a dad. But I would beat him up. I know where all of his sports injuries are."
"And my dad, you're a great actor but you're a better father."