"It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 - except Goldwater in '64 - the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Ann Coulter on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Ann Coulter on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Ann Coulter on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Ann Coulter on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Ann Coulter on John Lennon
"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."
"The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount."
"As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama."
"Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words 'abortion' or 'tax hikes' pass their lips."
"Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."