"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Ann Coulter on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Ann Coulter on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Ann Coulter on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Ann Coulter on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Ann Coulter on Robert Frost
"The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn't demand a recount."
"As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama."
"Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You're for them or against them. Taxes go up or down government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words 'abortion' or 'tax hikes' pass their lips."
"Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy."
"When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there's a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes."