"Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven."
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."April Winchell on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."April Winchell on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."April Winchell on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."April Winchell on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."April Winchell on Benjamin Franklin
"Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun."
"I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for."
"I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning."
"I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess."