"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Arnold Schwarzenegger on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Arnold Schwarzenegger on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Arnold Schwarzenegger on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Arnold Schwarzenegger on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Arnold Schwarzenegger on Elbert Hubbard
"The best activities for your health are pumping and humping."
"Maria is the best reason to come home."
"No matter the nationality, no matter the religion, no matter the ethnic background, America brings out the best in people."
"The success I have achieved in bodybuilding, motion pictures, and business would not have been possible without the generosity of the American people and the freedom here to pursue your dreams."
"Political courage is not political suicide."