"You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it."
"You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty."Art Buchwald on Mahatma Gandhi
"An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life."Art Buchwald on Robert A. Heinlein
"It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."Art Buchwald on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."Art Buchwald on Dwight D. Eisenhower
"There is more to life than increasing its speed."Art Buchwald on Mahatma Gandhi
"Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got."
"This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security."