"It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Arthur Baer on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Arthur Baer on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Arthur Baer on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Arthur Baer on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Arthur Baer on Plato
"She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on."