"Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true."
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."Aziz Ansari on Eleanor Roosevelt
"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them."Aziz Ansari on Walt Disney
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act on their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible."Aziz Ansari on T. E. Lawrence
"Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world."Aziz Ansari on Harriet Tubman
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."Aziz Ansari on James Dean
"When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing."
"Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that."