"Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Aziz Ansari on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Aziz Ansari on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Aziz Ansari on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Aziz Ansari on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Aziz Ansari on Henry Ward Beecher
"When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing."
"Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true."