"I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Bam Margera on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Bam Margera on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Bam Margera on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Bam Margera on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Bam Margera on Friedrich Nietzsche
"One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes."