"One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes."
"My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her."Bam Margera on George Washington
"The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness. When you become a mother, you are no longer the center of your own universe. You relinquish that position to your children."Bam Margera on Jessica Lange
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."Bam Margera on Mark Twain
"Men are what their mothers made them."Bam Margera on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."Bam Margera on Pablo Picasso
"I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today."