"For an actor, you're rejected eight or ten times a day. All you've got to sell is yourself. You're not selling products, they're not turning down a car, they're turning you down. Most people can't handle that. Most people are essentially not set up that way."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Barry Corbin on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Barry Corbin on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Barry Corbin on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Barry Corbin on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Barry Corbin on Steven Wright