"I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous."
"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."Ben Elton on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Experience is not what happens to you it's what you do with what happens to you."Ben Elton on Aldous Huxley
"For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone."Ben Elton on Audrey Hepburn
"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest Second, by imitation, which is easiest and third by experience, which is the bitterest."Ben Elton on Confucius
"If you're trying to achieve, there will be roadblocks. I've had them everybody has had them. But obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it."Ben Elton on Michael Jordan
"I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it."
"If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not then marriages would be truly made in heaven."
"Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them."