"I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it."
"Nothing gives one person so much advantage over another as to remain always cool and unruffled under all circumstances."Ben Elton on Thomas Jefferson
"Rather be dead than cool."Ben Elton on Kurt Cobain
"All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough."Ben Elton on Angelina Jolie
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes."Ben Elton on Walt Whitman
"It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof."Ben Elton on Bill Gates
"If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not then marriages would be truly made in heaven."
"Sympathy for victims is always counter-balanced by an equal and opposite feeling of resentment towards them."
"I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous."