"I welcome the President and working with him to try to get some of that medical malpractice reform so we can get the cost of health care to come down."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Ben Quayle on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Ben Quayle on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Ben Quayle on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Ben Quayle on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Ben Quayle on Erma Bombeck
"Spending when the math's not there and the numbers aren't there and if they look in the social security trust fund, it's filled with IOUs because the government's been pilfering it for years on end. We have to do something. We have to start having this discussion."