"The world is full of abundance and opportunity, but far too many people come to the fountain of life with a sieve instead of a tank car... a teaspoon instead of a steam shovel. They expect little and as a result they get little."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Ben Sweetland on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Ben Sweetland on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Ben Sweetland on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Ben Sweetland on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Ben Sweetland on Steven Wright