"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Benjamin Franklin on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Benjamin Franklin on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Benjamin Franklin on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Benjamin Franklin on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Benjamin Franklin on Elbert Hubbard
"At twenty years of age the will reigns at thirty, the wit and at forty, the judgment."
"To Follow by faith alone is to follow blindly."
"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
"Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one."
"Marriage is the most natural state of man, and... the state in which you will find solid happiness."